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Setyembre 13, 2008

Ang Mahiwagang “Sneeze List”

Isinalansan sa: Just Me, Pakalpakan!!!, a Kol Hiya Lang ME — lee-yow @ 11:30 hapon

Bihira na akong bumahing ngayon. Kakabahing ko lang at lagi kong tinitignan yung oras. Kasi, ang magaling kong ate ay pinakilala ako sa tinatawag niyang SNEEZE LIST nung Grade 6 siya at kasalukuyan pa akong nasa 5th Grade. At tulad ng ibang naniwala dito eh nakasulat din ito sa likod ng notebook niya na naibenta ko na ata sa junk shop at ni-research ko na lang sa internet. Maraming salamat sa kanya dahil nakuha ko toh:

SNEEZE LIST

AM

12:01-1:00am he/she is dreaming of you 

1:01-2:00am someone’s dreaming of you because he/she loves you 

6:00-6:30am somebody has a crush on you 

6:31-7:00am you’ll have a friend soon 

7:01-7:30am bad fate, illness will come (uh-oh) 

7:31-8:00am expect the unexpected! 

8:01-9:30am good luck for the day 

9:31-10:00am someone will love you 

10:01-10:30am someone’s longing for you 

10:31-11:00am your friend will love you 

11:01-11:30am someone’s jealous of you 

11:31-12:00am your loved one has another boy/girl 

PM 

12:01-12:30pm someone only wants you as a friend 

12:31-1:00pm don’t open your heart to anyone 

1:01-1:30pm someone’s waiting for you. 

1:31-2:00pm you’ve got a faithful friend. 

2:01-2:30pm someone wants to court you. 

2:31-3:00pm a disappointment. :(  

3:01-3:30pm an invitation. :)  

3:31-4:00pm someone wants to be with you. 

4:01-4:30pm a quarrel! 

4:31-5:00pm a fulfillment. 

5:01-5:30pm a sufficient love. 

5:31-6:00pm you’ve got a reliable friend. 

6:01-6:30pm someone plans to visit you. 

6:31-7:00pm someone’s always thinking of you. 

7:01-7:30pm you’re going to marry your loved one. 

7:31-8:00pm a reconciliation 

8:01-8:30pm someone’s thinking of you. 

8:31-9:00pm something will happen. 

9:01-9:30pm someone’s secretly in love with you. 

9:31-10:00pm someone loves you very much. 

10:01-10:30pm you’ll be happy with your love. 

10:31-11:00pm someone’s wishing you good luck. 

11:01-11:30pm a very lonely love. :(  

11:31-12:00am forget your dream boy/girl.

 

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May naaalala ka bang sinabi ko na bihira na lang akong bumahing?

Siguro, bihira na lang ang may nakakaalala sa akin [BITTER? hahaha.].

Ok lang, at least, walang magiging cause ng pagkakaroon ko ng runny nose or headache… hehe [anong konek?]

Btw, naging bakas lang yan ng aking elementary days na gusto kong balikan :) )

 

Mga Puna »

  1. nyahahaha.. sana meron ring jinggle list.. kasi lagi akong wiwi ng wiwi ngayon… ayos pala pag may sipon at ubo.. maraming makakaalala sayo..cheers!!! glesy the great;p

    http://anakngpiso.wordpress.com/

    Comment ni anakngpiso — Setyembre 14, 2008 @ 9:06 umaga

  2. º(Θ(Ÿ)Θ)º to glesy the great: cheers! pano kaya pag merong jinggle list? pero depende din yun sa taong malakas uminom ng liquid eh… panu naman ang hirap sa pag-ihi? at least ang pag-bahing ay isang involuntary action ng ating katawan… biglaan,,, kaya hindi mo matatancha kung kelan dadating at dumadating sa kung sinoman… :D

    Comment ni lee-yow — Setyembre 14, 2008 @ 4:59 hapon

  3. ay grabe. love this. :)

    Comment ni Mary Grace — Setyembre 17, 2008 @ 11:32 umaga

  4. whoah.. may ganun pala yon? hahaha ayos ah

    Comment ni angel — Setyembre 23, 2008 @ 9:49 hapon


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